Open letter to all department stores

Open letter to all department stores:

1. I do not want your credit card.   I don't care how much it will save me today, I don't care if I can pay it off right away -  I know how credit works.  The coupons you send me do not effect me that much.

2. I do not want to take your stupid survey.  If I wanted to go online and waste time, I would look at Youtube videos. 

3. If you do sell a credit card to some other schmuck, take them elsewhere - don't make me wait in line while grandma questions putting her social security number in the machine. 

4. I don't want you to have my phone number/address/email so you can send me crap.

Just keep it to yourself - I can decide when and where to shop.  Don't try and dictate to me.  You want to win my money? Give me GREAT SERVICE and I'll come back.

Thank you